Iron Chef Boyardee

Iron Chef Boyardee: "Iron Chef America is more bogus than even I had imagined. ... The choice of Iron Chef had clearly been made much earlier, because two of the Iron Chefs standing on the pedestals in roiling clouds of fog were out-and-out imposters."

A fun spectator rant. The long shots of the three (three, not four, and not five) Iron Chefs has always bugged me ...

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